The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Chargers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
92%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chargers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
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- Cameron Dicker
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- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.