The Prevent Defense Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
79%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Chargers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.