The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chargers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.