The Blown Coverage Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chargers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.