The Late Scratch Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chargers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Chargers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.