The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Chargers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
88%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Chargers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- Omarion Hampton
- Justin Herbert
- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
- Quentin Johnston
- Cameron Dicker
- Kimani Vidal
- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.