The Snap Count Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.