The Hamstring Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
76%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.