The Bad Spot Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Rams defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
83%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Rams, Rams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.