The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Rams will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
89%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.