The Phantom Flag Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Rams defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
78%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rams, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.