The Garbage-Time Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.