The Mystery Tweak Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
82%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Rams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.