The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.