The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Rams defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
82%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.