The Phantom Flag Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Rams defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
85%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Rams, Rams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.