The Hamstring Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Rams will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
80%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Rams, Rams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.