The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.