The Late Scratch Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
75%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.