The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Rams defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
85%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.