The Hamstring Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Rams will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
78%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Rams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.