The Chip-and-Release Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Krull on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krull's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.