The Chip-and-Release Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Krull runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
92%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krull drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.