The Late Scratch Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Krull gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krull's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.