The Phantom Flag Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Grimm's stadium. Only over Grimm.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grimm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.