The Phantom Flag Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- The QB looks at Grimm exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Grimm scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.