The Dropped Pass Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Grimm gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
81%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Grimm scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.