The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Ref: "Number Jones, that's a flag." Jones: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
84%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.