The Overthrow Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.