The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
79%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.