The Butter-Finger Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.