The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fields drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.