The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Nabers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Nabers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.