The Snap Count Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Nabers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
81%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.