The Snap Count Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases Nabers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.