The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nabers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.