The Phantom Holding Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Nabers, that's a flag." Nabers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Nabers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.