The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A mysterious flag erases Nabers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.