The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Nabers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
78%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nabers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.