The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Nabers's stadium. Only over Nabers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Nabers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Nabers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.