The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“The QB looks at Nabers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nabers's stadium. Only over Nabers.
75%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nabers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.