The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Nabers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Nabers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.