The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nabers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.