The Hamstring Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Nabers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.