The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Nabers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Nabers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nabers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.