The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Nabers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
83%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Nabers, Nabers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.