The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Nabers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nabers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.