The Phantom Flag Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nabers's stadium. Only over Nabers.
- Nabers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nabers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.