The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.