The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Nabers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
83%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.